Barely lucid, lady-loving, nacho-eating cult favorite returns with an all new live show. 
Saturday, March 14, 2026 at The Stonewall Inn

Buy tickets HERE.

"An absolute riot." -- StageBuzz
"Big laughs... a must-see." -- Theatre Is Easy
“A romping, good time… a laugh riot." -- Nytheatre.com
“She’s a scream! Molly for Lez-ident!” – Michael Musto, Village Voice
“Brilliant.” – Leslie Jordan, Emmy Award winner for Will & Grace
“Like the nachos Molly consumes with reckless abandon, you’ll soon find yourself acquiring a taste for this daffy and defiant dyke.” – Gay City News
“Uniquely hysterical” – Woman Around Town
“It’s her commitment to the character, along with her wonderful comic timing, that makes her shows a pleasure to watch.” – Gay Theatre NYC
“Genius.” – Provincetown Magazine

Andrea Alton stars as cult favorite Molly "Equality" Dykeman in the premiere of BUSHES ARE BLOOMIN' on Saturday, March 14 at 5pm at The Stonewall Inn (53 Christopher St, New York, NY 10014). Tickets are available HERE. You must be 21+ with valid state-issued ID to attend. Please note that there is also a 2 drink minimum at all performances.

In BUSHES ARE BLOOMIN', Molly “Equality” Dykeman the lovable, unapologetic, barely lucid train wreck who spends her days as a security guard at PS 339 in the Bronx, and her nights seducing women across the 5 boroughs is back! Come celebrate the end of winter and bloomin’ bushes of all types with Molly and her merry band of misfits.

It is directed by Mark Finley with costumes by Anthony Catanzaro and co-produced by Irwin Kroot Featuring special guest Allen Warnock (more guests to be announced soon).

Molly “Equality” Dykeman (and her alter-ego Andrea Alton) first made a splash with the critically acclaimed solo-show, The F*cking World According To Molly, which premiered at FringeNYC in 2011 and made its European Premiere at the 2012 Dublin International Gay Theater Festival. The production was later produced at the terraNOVA soloNOVA Festival and at The Laurie Beechman Theatre. Molly Dykeman has appeared all over New York with notable appearances at The Gotham Comedy Club, Comix, UCB, XL, The PIT, Stonewall, Frigid New York, and Dixon Place. She has also been seen at comedy/theatre festivals including the San Francisco Sketch Fest, Chicago Sketch Fest, DC Comedy Fest, Toronto Sketch Fest, Dixon Place HOT! Festival, and Woman’s Week in Provincetown. Her past shows include A Molly Jolly Christmas, I Can’t Even Think Straight, A Microwaved Burrito Filled with e. Coli, Molly's World and Happy Mollydays.