Barely lucid, lady-loving, nacho-eating cult favorite returns with an all new holiday show.
Saturday, December 6, 2025 at Stonewall
"An absolute riot." -- StageBuzz
"Big laughs... a must-see." -- Theatre Is Easy
“Like the nachos Molly consumes with reckless abandon, you’ll soon find yourself acquiring a taste for this daffy and defiant dyke.” – Gay City News
“Uniquely hysterical” – Woman Around Town
“It’s her commitment to the character, along with her wonderful comic timing, that makes her shows a pleasure to watch.” – Gay Theatre NYC
“Genius.” – Provincetown Magazine
Andrea Alton stars as cult favorite Molly "Equality" Dykeman in the premiere of 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE MOLLY JOLLY! on Saturday, December 6 at 5pm at The Stonewall Inn (53 Christopher St, New York, NY 10014). Tickets are $22, available at www.SpinCycleNYC.com. There is also 2 drink minimum; ticketholders must be 21+ with valid state-issued ID to attend.
Molly “Equality” Dykeman the lovable, unapologetic, barely lucid train wreck who spends her days as a security guard at PS 339 in the Bronx, and her nights seducing women across the 5 boroughs is back with an all-new holiday show! This year Molly’s inviting the teachers and staff from PS 339 to help her! Come out and celebrate the holidays and surviving another year with Molly and her motley mix of misfits.
Molly “Equality” Dykeman (and her alter-ego Andrea Alton) first made a splash with the critically acclaimed solo-show, The F*cking World According To Molly, which premiered at FringeNYC in 2011 and made its European Premiere at the 2012 Dublin International Gay Theater Festival. The production was later produced at the terraNOVA soloNOVA Festival and at The Laurie Beechman Theatre. Molly Dykeman has appeared all over New York with notable appearances at The Gotham Comedy Club, Comix, UCB, XL, The PIT, Stonewall, Frigid New York, and Dixon Place. She has also been seen at comedy/theatre festivals including the San Francisco Sketch Fest, Chicago Sketch Fest, DC Comedy Fest, Toronto Sketch Fest, Dixon Place HOT! Festival, and Woman’s Week in Provincetown. Her past shows include A Molly Jolly Christmas, I Can’t Even Think Straight, A Microwaved Burrito Filled with e. Coli, Molly's World and Happy Mollydays.