Drag Queens make the Yultide gay with twisted mashup of holiday classics and pop culture favorites.
November 29 - December 20 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre

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Dallas DuBois and her merry band of drag stars -- whose DISTORTED DIZNEE show has developed a cult following -- put a bawdy twist on the most wonderful time of the year with DISTORTED KRISTMESS. This Las Vegas-style drag extravaganza stars Dallas DuBois, Holly Dae, Bootsie LeFaris, Pixie Aventura, and more. Performances begin November 29 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre.

In DISTORTED KRISTMESS, all of your holiday favorites are run past a dirty funhouse mirror. Highlights include a twisted take on Let It Snow, an alternative Grinch, and a warped spin on A Charlie Brown Christmas as well as a special visit from The Port Authority Cockettes, an extremely downscale version of the celebrated Radio City Rockettes.

Presented by Daniel Logan and Dallas DuBois, the "Distorted" drag show series began in March 2012 with the premiere of DISTORTED DIZNEE. After gaining a cult following, it spawned the holiday-themed DISTORTED KRISTMESS, the Great White Way parody DISTORTED BROADWAY, the Silver Screen satire DISTORTED HOLLYWOOD and the special Gay Pride extravaganza DISTORTED PRIDE.

DALLAS DUBOIS is a trained musical theater actor whose credits have included film, television and Off-Broadway productions. As a nightlife entertainer Dallas performs regularly at local venues including Barracuda, Industry, The Ritz, Bar-Tini, Boots and Saddle, Evolve and the legendary Stonewall Inn.  She was selected as Next Magazine's Who's Next 2010, a Glammy Award nomination, Miss Grove Hotel, and Miss Fire Island Contest's Most Popular 2009. She is also a member of the drag theater company Shim Mamsir.

DISTORTED KRITMESS runs November 20 - December 20, every Friday at 10pm. The Laurie Beechman Theater is located inside West Bank Cafe at 407 West 42nd Street -- at Ninth Avenue, accessible from the A,C,E,N,R,V,F,1,2 & 3 trains at 42nd Street). Tickets are $20 (plus a $15 food/drink minimum). To purchase tickets, call 212-352-3101 or visit www.SpinCycleNYC.com.